If you are suffering from Twin Peaks withdrawal, especially with the new season hanging in the balance, fans of auteur David Lynch can satisfy themselves with a quirky distraction.
Rhino Stew Productions have just released the aptly named David Lynch Teaches Typing, which will let all aspiring directors and art connoisseurs learn the art of homerow “with America’s favourite avant-garde director.”
The caricature of David Lynch — with his imitable voice and catchphrases — will guide players through simple typing exercises, like resting your left index finger on the F key and having your right index finger on the J key.
The virtual director also promises players will be a “typing wizard” after completing the game. Of course, there are plenty of references to the director’s body of work, for example, at the beginning your typing adventure, the fictional Lynch says, “Let’s rock,” an iconic catchphrase from Twin Peaks. It is important to note that the game is in no way, shape, or form affiliated with the man himself.
David Lynch Teaches Typing available now for Windows and Mac users.
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