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Wanking Simulator Allows You To Jerk Off Without Feeling Bad About It

Yes, make no mistake. There’s a game legitimately called Wanking Simulator out there on Steam. Or at least, will be released tentatively around the Fall of this year.

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Unabashedly self-styled “The best wanking experience known to mankind, from the comfort of your own home,” this game puts you in the shoes of a — you guessed it — wanker, walking around the sandbox suburb of Gay Bay.

And what do you do in Gay Bay? That’s right, whip out your pixelised pecker and do your thing.

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As if it isn’t enough, that isn’t all there is to it. By doing it faster, you’ll be given super strength that will send anything and everything in a 10-metre radius around you flying like weightless ragdolls in all directions.

And that’s Wanking Simulator in a nutshell. Simple unadulterated fun where you can literally be a jerk by jerking off.

If you’re not convinced about the legitimacy of this game, it’s actually published by Ultimate Games, the same guys who published the very true-to-life Ultimate Fishing Simulator last year.

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It seems the Ultimate Games guys decided to let their pants down for this one, much to our entertainment.


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