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Alien Ovomorph Egg Cookie Jar

$99.90 $65.90

Eggs can be dangerous. They might have anything in them. Like chicken embryos. Or Salmonella. Or Xenomorphs. But you know what? In our not-so-humble opinions, it is a risk worth taking.

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Description

Just to be safe, you should always bake your cookies before consuming them and then stash them away in this Alien Ovomorph Cookie Jar. It quietly menaces cookie-seekers from your kitchen counter. You know, they can sense suitable nearby prey. If you reach for a cookie and that facehugger curled up on the lid moves, you’d better run for it. Just don’t tell visitors who think you have a weird lookin’ avocado on your countertop. Survival of the fittest and all, you know.

PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS:
Officially-licensed Alien merchandise
Lid has rubber flange (and facehugger) to keep your cookies fresh
Materials: Ceramic
Care Instructions: Not dishwasher safe
Dimensions: 9 1/2″ tall x 5 1/2″ max diameter
Weight: 3 1/2 lbs.